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Published on Thursday, 23 December 2021 13:23

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Absolute Blue Budgetizes

Unfortunately, due to a budget miscalculation by the Finance division of Absolute Blue Incorporated, we are left with only one joke allocation for the remainder of the year. An investigation is underway to determine how something of this magnitude could occur, but we are left to deal with the fallout. And to make matters worse, due to supply chain issues, there are no fart jokes available until well into January. So instead of our normal plethora of puns, anecdotes and jests we have one opportunity to bring a little joy into your lives. It’s hard to imagine this kind of pressure to produce but with mostly positive response from a series of focus groups we have come up with the following:

Wait for it.

-If your parents both have red hair, does that make you Gingerbred?

You are welcome.

Join us for a post Christmas Sunday at Malabar Mo’s from 4 to 8…

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