Absolute Blue Invitation 4/06/12-4/07/12

Absolute Blue Apologizes...Again

We would like to take this opportunity to apologize for portions of last week's invitation. We unwittingly purchased a language translation application that was touted to be able to accept text from a variety of platforms and intepret this into a number of different languages including Meruvian, Mandalorian and Nadsat with the goal of providing you with a fresh and unique way of delivering our weekly message. Imagine our surprise when instead of a carefully crafted notification presented to you in Klingon, we wound up with a grammatically incorrect message in Romulan. And not even the Low Rihan dialect. Needless to say we have logged a formal complaint against the manufacturer and have stopped payment on the check...

In other similar but unrelated news we are still attempting to regain control of our twitter account but as yet we have been unable to presumably due to the fact that we have little if any idea what the hell we are doing. We have tried a number of strategies such as Please, Pretty Please, followed by begging but to no avail. It has been so long since we have twittered and/or tweeted any number of mind numbing and inconsequential tidbits that we fear we have forgotten how to pester you with arcane thoughts, but no worries. We'll be up and abusing our privileges in no time...

Until then we will see you at Lou's Blues this Friday from 9:30 to 1:30...

Then Saturday it's back to The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in downtown Grant from 6 to 10...

Absolute Blue Invitation 3/30/12-4/01/12

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And after we apologized to Federal and Local Health Agencies all charges were dropped. Join us for a full weekend of musical mayhem with The Worst Band You'll Ever Love beginning this Friday, March 30, at Crossroads in Palm Bay from 9 to 1...

Then Saturday begins a rare doubleheader in Cocoa Beach at Coconuts March 31 from 7 to 11...

Then it's the Sand Bar, again in Cocoa Beach, at the end of 520, April 1 from 4 to 8...

Absolute Blue Invitation 3/23/12 - 3/25/12

Absolute Blue About Facebook

We are pleased to announce that Absolute Blue is now on Facebook (www.facebook.com/AbsoluteBlueBnd), which come to find out is much more than a book of faces. It’s actually a very useful collaborative tool that allows the documentation and dissemination of inappropriate behavior as well as instantaneously informing you when we are in a relationship with another band, not to mention links to cuddly puppies and some truly great recipes. We know that this concept may be foreign to you but we encourage you to take a look. After all, this thing may take off and sometime in the not too distant future even you could be on Facebook...

And we must apologize for our Twittering. Unfortunately the Twitter product has some very strict rules regarding spamming, of which we were unaware, that led to the temporary suspension of our account (@AbsoluteBlueBnd). We are embarrassed by this chain of events and vow that hitherto going forward we will adhere to both the written and unwritten laws of Twitterdom. So now that we are aware that there is a bare minimum for messaging we promise to regularly relate to you the combined and singular thought processes of Absolute Blue as well as special offers, offensive banter and political incorrectiveness..

This weekend we make it an early Friday with an evening at the Avenue in Viera from 6 to 9...

Then Sunday we are proud to host a benefit for Bridges at Lou's Blues from 2 to 8. Bridges is a community based organization that has been supporting children and adults with disabilities for more than fifty years. We'll be taking the stage about 6 for a set so make sure you get out to help those who are making a difference to some very special people. For more info: www.mybridges.org/Home.htm