Absolute Blue Invitation 10/31/12 - 11/02/12

Absolute Blue’s Farewell to Sandy

Now that Sandy has gone not so gently into that good night, leaving behind a series of tormented souls in her wake, still reeling from the pounding as we lay exposed and at her mercy, still feeling the lasting effects of her presence, stinging with the lashes of a relentless assault, leaving us distraught, wondering what happened and however unassuming she once appeared, she left us knowing her true power and gazing in wonder at the devastation she left us, and with a healthy respect for the carnage that she induced. And apparently there was a big storm up north also…

Of course it’s finally time for the ultimate in Halloween celebrations at Lou’s Blues, along with its unparalleled costume party. Beginning Wednesday at 8:30, it’s more fun than you should be allowed, but we won’t tell…

But that’s not all. We continue the fine tradition of revelry into this weekend with a performance at the Tiki Bar in Sebastian Friday from 7 to 11. It’s located just south of Main street right on the river…

Then we close the weekend with a Saturday night at The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10…

Absolute Blue Invitation 10/26/12 - 10/27/12

Absolute Blue Endorses

Since the dawn of the printed word and the advent of party politics, organizations have thrown their considerable influence behind candidates through endorsements, here say and slander in exchange for a lump sum or easy monthly payments. This election year is no different, other than the fact that The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love is getting in on the scam. From the candidates whose check has cleared, we endorse:

Melanie McBride, Congressional Professional, District 9: Contrary to her nickname, Felony Melanie, she pled down to a misdemeanor.

Travis Limpkin, Dog Catcher, District 13: Sure his platform stinks, but the dude can hold his liquor.
 
Bambi Johnson, Benevolent Despot: So she pays her taxes with folded dollar bills, what a set of policies.

Chris DiLucianal, Justice of the Police: A shoe-in for the transgendered vote, he/she still trails in the polls behind the incumbent, 2 school children and a 3 legged goat.

Dave Mikolycypyxyk, Parishioner Commissioner: He has convinced us that he can be an honest and selfless pubic servant. Just imagine how good he'll be once he makes parole.

That’s all we got to before football came on. But whether it's our recommendation or random selection, whether you vote by mail or vote by female, just make sure you get out there and vote like hell...

This week we offer only one chance for the magic of The Worst Band You'll Ever Love, Saturday at The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10. So don't miss this Saturday with Absolute Blue: Ability is Overrated...

And of course it's almost time for the Halloween Party at Lou's next Wednesday. It's a Haunted Hotel theme so who knows what the guys have in store but there's only one way to find out...

Absolute Blue Invitation 10/19/12 - 10/20/12

Absolute Blue Debates
 
 
Many fail to realize that immediately prior to the televised debates, a lesser known debate designed to prepare the audience and give the moderator a feel for how to better interrupt the participants occurs. We were honored to have our own Don and Skip take the podium this week. Let's listen in:
 
 
My friend's economic plan will cost taxpayers one million beers over the next four years.
My opponents party wants to take away a women's right to choose her own beer.
Oh yeah, well your jobs plan will result in four million American beers to be shipped overseas.
Their plan will tax all beers the same, domestics and imports.
I won't rest until all beers are pulled out of the Middle East and we get them safely home.
I will address the deficit by never again producing more beer than we Americans can drink.
If elected I will repeal Tequilacare, even though it sounds like fun.
I have binders full of beer.
Yes, but it's all cheap beer.
Why that's Old Milwaukee malarkey.
Dipwit.
Asswad.
 
 
The rest is of minimal historic value, but one thing's for sure: both microphones were on.
 

We return after a week off with a Friday night at Siggy's from 9:30 to 1:30...
 
 
Then Saturday we debut at a new venue, the Pineda Inn, from 8 to 12. It's located just a mile north of Pineda Causeway on US1...