Absolute Blue Invitation 1/04/13 - 1/05/13

Absolute Blue Wishes

Now that we've temporarily avoided our financial chasm with Congress abruptly adjourning, still with the smell of disaster fresh in the air, their respective constituents in a precarious predicament, leaving us to question the very concept of Democracy as a whole or at least bicameral legislation as we know it, we face an decidedly uncertain future. One thing is clear: It's time for Republicans and Democrats, Mormans and Episcopalians, the Transgendered and Misgendered, the Gators and 'Noles, the Affluent and the Effluent to come together to determine a solution. We at Absolute Blue are prepared to do our part and offer the following to the afore mentioned Wishful Cliff:

Bill: I wish for an end to bipartisan politics that have precluded a reasonable resolution to this situation. And a pony.
Kevin: I wish for federal funding for my new holiday platter initiative, Jesus Cheeses (TM).
Tom: I wish that someone somewhere might someday remember hockey.
Skip: I wish that people of all races and nationalities could come together and celebrate their differences in one large clothing optional hot tub.
Don: I wish that advances in renewable energy sources provide a reduction in greenhouse gases or at least offset my personal methane contribution.

OK, so we already broke our New Year's resolution of no more fart jokes....

We start off 2013 with an early Friday at Bamboo Lounge (formerly Foreman's Steakhouse) in Satellite Beach from 6 to 10...

Then Saturday it's back to The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10...

Absolute Blue Invitation 12/28/12 - 12/31/12

Absolute Blue Wraps 2012

As we say goodbye to 2012 we take the time to review goals, measure success and enter the results into our patented futil-o-meter to produce tangible and measurable results to forward to our corporate headquarters, then beg them not to revoke our charter. It's also time to purge our archives of all the leftover bits and bytes that were not included in previous Absolute Blue communication. So behold the following that did not make it into previous announcements due to time constraints, grammatical inconsistencies or the fact that they just plain sucked:

Does the tomb of the unknown dog soldier live in caninimity?
Tom couldn't shake the feeling that he had farted here before.
It was as sure a career suicide as if Taylor Swift dated a nice guy.
Don's penchant for math soon grew into an addiction to subtraction.
If Rene was proud of passing gas while playing, did he flaunt his flatulence while flouting?

In any case we end the year with a bang...

Friday it's Squid Lips from 7 to 11...

Then Saturday at the Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina 6 to 10...

Sunday we play Skydive Sebastian at the Sebastian airport from 6 to 10...

Then we wrap things up with a big New Years Eve party at SBI from 8:30 to 12:30...

HAPPY 2013 TO ALL!!!!

Absolute Blue Invitation 12/21/12 - 12/22/12

Absolute Blue Rocks

OK, it's the last time we'll do it this year, so here you go...

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell sox
Meat with pink slime, songs from LeAnn Rimes
Dasher and dancer and more figurines
Santa plastic toys, most are obscene

Chia pet, won’t grow yet, old wonder bra
Sock with one mate, food past expire date
Hannah Montana
Bought from Melbourne Square
I don’t really care

Clock with no chime, doesn’t tell time
An iPod that won’t play
That men’s thong thing, it’s the wrong thing
To be openin’ on your holiday

Solo cup, used of course, smells like old feet
And some used hockey pucks
Twix and Pringles
And a broken toy jeep

That’s the gift that sure
That’s the gift that sure
That’s the gift that sure sucks

But what doesn't suck is a Saturday night at the Tiki Bar in Sebastian from 7 to 11...