Absolute Blue Invitation 1/07/22 - 1/09/22

Absolute Blue Occupizes

It has become apparent in recent months that performing is a young man’s game and at some point, the years, or the mileage, may get the better of us. Because it’s never too soon to start planning for the future, it may be time to anticipate our careers after Absolute Blue. However, our research into the current job market has been a bit perplexing. Went to a ‘dentist’ the other day and still have a cavity but the crease in my quarter panel buffed out nicely. Called about a bouquet for my daughter’s wedding and got a recommendation for a nice oak Pergo from the floorist. And after consulting with a contractor for a remodeling job I’m still picking up after the 2 llamas the arkitect brought. I went to get my shoes repaired and came home with a peach dessert. In thinking more about this, which is always a problem, we have come up with the following questions:

-If you sedated a patient for a colonoscopy, are you the Anusthesiologist?

-Couldn’t someone that checks to make sure your steak is cooked to the proper temperature be called a Meateorologist?

-Wouldn’t a Wide Receiver position be considered a Receptionist?

-Could a high achieving mortician would be considered an Overtaker?

-Would an administrative assistant with a drinking problem be a Triple Secretary?

-If you were a heart doctor that treats female rappers could you be a CardiBologist?

Anyways, please join us for a Friday night at Mainstreet Pub in downtown Melbourne from 6 to 10…

Then it’s a Sunday afternoon at Island Time in Cocoa Beach from 3 to 7…

Absolute Blue Invitation 12/31/21 - 1/01/22

Absolute Blue Annualizes

As the end of another year comes into view, we continue to be amazed by the fact that we have the opportunity to perform our peculiar brand of nonsense.

We sometimes approach this as a job with specific responsibilities to be met, but the reality is that you make it happen by choosing to come down and partake in our shenanigans. We have had so many good times with so many great people, some no longer with us, which makes it even more important.

So whether current events or lifestyle changes dictate that this is not the right time for you to be out and about, we look forward to when that does make sense, and there should have plenty of opportunities through next year to have a few laughs, drink some beers and enjoy some largely mediocre music.

 Happy New Year To All…

New Years Eve finds us at Sunset Grille and Bar in Cocoa Beach…

And we celebrate our collective hangover at Tiki bar in Sebastian, on Indian River Blvd, just south of Main Street from 7 to 11…

Absolute Blue Invitation 12/25/21 - 12/26/21

Absolute Blue Budgetizes

Unfortunately, due to a budget miscalculation by the Finance division of Absolute Blue Incorporated, we are left with only one joke allocation for the remainder of the year. An investigation is underway to determine how something of this magnitude could occur, but we are left to deal with the fallout. And to make matters worse, due to supply chain issues, there are no fart jokes available until well into January. So instead of our normal plethora of puns, anecdotes and jests we have one opportunity to bring a little joy into your lives. It’s hard to imagine this kind of pressure to produce but with mostly positive response from a series of focus groups we have come up with the following:

Wait for it.

-If your parents both have red hair, does that make you Gingerbred?

You are welcome.

Join us for a post Christmas Sunday at Malabar Mo’s from 4 to 8…