Absolute Blue Invitation 1/11/13 - 1/12/13

Absolute Blue Attires

Due to geopolitical concerns, gubernatorial posturing and global warming; after the Arab Spring, Oriental Summer, Lithuanian Fall as well as Rosh Hashanah, our political strategists, lobbyists and several bartenders have determined the time is now to reveal our latest initiative. The delicate balance of embargos, indictments and egalitarian controlled eugenics has produced an environment conducive to our planned marketing initiatives. So we bring to you our latest achievement, after months of research, analysis and jaeger. This market ready line of products is designed to be decorative as well as inconsequential for the newly emerging puppet regime or dictatorship as well as the established autocracy. So we bring you the product core of the newly created Absolute Blue Serviceable Undergarment Redeployment Directive. And through a series of bribes, inducements and sexual favors to a number of regulatory and sedentary officials we bring you the following:

A combination Moroccan hat and candy dispenser we call the Pez Fez.

The Hash Sash: Thigh ties made by shy Thai’s drinking mai tais.

The Gurhka Burka: A gentle, wearable blend of Nepalese repression and Muslim style.

A dark brown headgear marketed to Central Africa, the Coffee Kufi.

The most apologetic of garments, the Imso Sari.

Outerwear for the Mexican Executive, the Head Honcho Poncho.

A sports bra for Indonesian women called the Jug Hugger.

A line of Israeli holiday coverings, the Hanukkah Yamakas.

And for those looking for a mixture of Hebrew and Bavarian styles, the I Am Chosen Lederhosen.

So there you have it. A little something for everyone no matter what your nationality/culture/IQ/Shoe Size...

This Friday it's back to Lou's Blues for more of our nonsense from 9:30 to 1:30...

Then Squid Lips Saturday 7 to 11...

Absolute Blue Invitation 1/04/13 - 1/05/13

Absolute Blue Wishes

Now that we've temporarily avoided our financial chasm with Congress abruptly adjourning, still with the smell of disaster fresh in the air, their respective constituents in a precarious predicament, leaving us to question the very concept of Democracy as a whole or at least bicameral legislation as we know it, we face an decidedly uncertain future. One thing is clear: It's time for Republicans and Democrats, Mormans and Episcopalians, the Transgendered and Misgendered, the Gators and 'Noles, the Affluent and the Effluent to come together to determine a solution. We at Absolute Blue are prepared to do our part and offer the following to the afore mentioned Wishful Cliff:

Bill: I wish for an end to bipartisan politics that have precluded a reasonable resolution to this situation. And a pony.
Kevin: I wish for federal funding for my new holiday platter initiative, Jesus Cheeses (TM).
Tom: I wish that someone somewhere might someday remember hockey.
Skip: I wish that people of all races and nationalities could come together and celebrate their differences in one large clothing optional hot tub.
Don: I wish that advances in renewable energy sources provide a reduction in greenhouse gases or at least offset my personal methane contribution.

OK, so we already broke our New Year's resolution of no more fart jokes....

We start off 2013 with an early Friday at Bamboo Lounge (formerly Foreman's Steakhouse) in Satellite Beach from 6 to 10...

Then Saturday it's back to The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10...

Absolute Blue Invitation 12/28/12 - 12/31/12

Absolute Blue Wraps 2012

As we say goodbye to 2012 we take the time to review goals, measure success and enter the results into our patented futil-o-meter to produce tangible and measurable results to forward to our corporate headquarters, then beg them not to revoke our charter. It's also time to purge our archives of all the leftover bits and bytes that were not included in previous Absolute Blue communication. So behold the following that did not make it into previous announcements due to time constraints, grammatical inconsistencies or the fact that they just plain sucked:

Does the tomb of the unknown dog soldier live in caninimity?
Tom couldn't shake the feeling that he had farted here before.
It was as sure a career suicide as if Taylor Swift dated a nice guy.
Don's penchant for math soon grew into an addiction to subtraction.
If Rene was proud of passing gas while playing, did he flaunt his flatulence while flouting?

In any case we end the year with a bang...

Friday it's Squid Lips from 7 to 11...

Then Saturday at the Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina 6 to 10...

Sunday we play Skydive Sebastian at the Sebastian airport from 6 to 10...

Then we wrap things up with a big New Years Eve party at SBI from 8:30 to 12:30...

HAPPY 2013 TO ALL!!!!