Absolute Blue Invitation 10/19/12 - 10/20/12

Absolute Blue Debates
 
 
Many fail to realize that immediately prior to the televised debates, a lesser known debate designed to prepare the audience and give the moderator a feel for how to better interrupt the participants occurs. We were honored to have our own Don and Skip take the podium this week. Let's listen in:
 
 
My friend's economic plan will cost taxpayers one million beers over the next four years.
My opponents party wants to take away a women's right to choose her own beer.
Oh yeah, well your jobs plan will result in four million American beers to be shipped overseas.
Their plan will tax all beers the same, domestics and imports.
I won't rest until all beers are pulled out of the Middle East and we get them safely home.
I will address the deficit by never again producing more beer than we Americans can drink.
If elected I will repeal Tequilacare, even though it sounds like fun.
I have binders full of beer.
Yes, but it's all cheap beer.
Why that's Old Milwaukee malarkey.
Dipwit.
Asswad.
 
 
The rest is of minimal historic value, but one thing's for sure: both microphones were on.
 

We return after a week off with a Friday night at Siggy's from 9:30 to 1:30...
 
 
Then Saturday we debut at a new venue, the Pineda Inn, from 8 to 12. It's located just a mile north of Pineda Causeway on US1...

Absolute Blue Notification 10/12/12

OK, so we're on vacation this weekend. That doesn't mean you can't start planning now for our return weekend, which features a big Friday night at Siggy's on 10/19 and a new venue, Pineda Inn, on 10/20...

Absolute Blue Invitation 10/05/12 - 10/06/12

Absolute Blue's GPS

Actual recording of Kevin's budget priced voice activated GPS:

Hello and what should I call you today?
It’s me, dumbass.
Where would you like to go today Smee Dumass?
Courthouse.
Fines or incarceration?
Umm…fines.
Smee Dumass, pull out of the driveway.
I know.
Then proceed down the street to the next road.
Yeah, ok..
You’re going too fast Smee Dumass.
No I’m not.
Don’t miss your turn.
I won’t.
(pause)Do you wish you were talking to that slut Siri?
Uh…no
You know she’ll talk to anyone.
No…you’re doing fine.(long pause) Well, I think we’re...
DO YOU THINK WE’RE DONE HERE??
I guess I could sit for a while…
 

He took a cab home.

You may not need directions but make sure to take advantage of all Absolute Blue has to offer this weekend as we take next weekend off...

Friday night we're at Squid Lips from 7 to 11...

And Saturday it's back to the Old Fish House at the Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10...