Absolute Blue Invitation 11/16/12 - 11/17/12

Absolute Blue Defined 

Absolute Blue  (ˈæbsoləɒtˌbləu’)   

— n  

1.  a Floridian central east coast musical organization of dubious proficiency and questionable temperament 

2.  devoid of reason or common sense

3. (usually capital) complete disorder; utter confusion

Origin:

1991-1993; < Late of Hot Gossip, a largely ignored ensemble of indeterminate intent; derivative of Shades of Grey, Elgin Hooper, Trade Secrets, et al.)

Related forms

ab·so·lut·bluous·ly, adverb; foolishly or irrelevantly; He spent his money absolutbluously.

ab·so·lut·bluous·ness, noun; banned or illicit behavior; He was arrested on several counts of absolutbluousness.

ab·so·lut·blu·ish, adjective; foul or malodorous; Don’t eat that fishdip, as it smells a bit absolutbluish.

un·ab·so·lut·blu·ish, adjective; fetching, captivating; That color looks very unabsolutbluish on you.

un·ab·so·lut·bluous·ly, adverb; smoothly, without fault; She unabsolutbluously complete a triple lutz.

un·ab·so·lut·bluous·ness, noun; steadfast, dedicated; He loved that puppy for its unabsolutbluousness.

Synonyms

[nonsensical, worthy of ridicule or derision, farcical. See absurd.]

Antonyms

[sensible, rational.]

This weekend we give thanks for Jaeger beginning Friday night at Lou’s Blues from 9:30 to 1:30…

Then Saturday it’s back to The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10…

Absolute Blue Invitation 11/10/12 - 11/11/12

Absolute Blue Concedes

As our own Billy's Presidential Write In campaign met with disastrous results, we look back to see what went wrong. Fed up with incessant talking heads and relentless political banter, Bill took it upon himself to stop yelling at Bill O’Reilly on tv and begin a grassroots movement strategically designed to appeal to Everyman, or at least every other man. And as initial results proved positive, he yielded 75% of his immediate household, subsequent exit polls were not so kind. Turns out his platform was made of 2X4’s and plywood, his policies were follicies and he proved to be a truly incompetent incumbent. His concession came in the wee hours of the morning, perhaps inspired by Karl Rove, but more likely due to the fact he fell asleep during SportsCenter. Reflecting on his failed campaign he questioned his targeting of convicted felons and illegal immigrants. At a post-election interview his campaign manager said little but barked twice, then wagged his tail. As for Bill, there has been no comment, however he was seen frantically checking Travelocity for flights to Colorado and Washington…

As we reserve Friday for post election celebration/mourning and on Sunday tend to a private party, Saturday becomes the only performance this weekend for The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love. Join us 7 to 11 at Squid Lips for all the fun your mother never let you have…

Absolute Blue Invitation 10/31/12 - 11/02/12

Absolute Blue’s Farewell to Sandy

Now that Sandy has gone not so gently into that good night, leaving behind a series of tormented souls in her wake, still reeling from the pounding as we lay exposed and at her mercy, still feeling the lasting effects of her presence, stinging with the lashes of a relentless assault, leaving us distraught, wondering what happened and however unassuming she once appeared, she left us knowing her true power and gazing in wonder at the devastation she left us, and with a healthy respect for the carnage that she induced. And apparently there was a big storm up north also…

Of course it’s finally time for the ultimate in Halloween celebrations at Lou’s Blues, along with its unparalleled costume party. Beginning Wednesday at 8:30, it’s more fun than you should be allowed, but we won’t tell…

But that’s not all. We continue the fine tradition of revelry into this weekend with a performance at the Tiki Bar in Sebastian Friday from 7 to 11. It’s located just south of Main street right on the river…

Then we close the weekend with a Saturday night at The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10…