Absolute Blue Invitation 11/23/12 - 11/24/12

Absolute Blue Gives Thanks

This year The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love gives thanks for many things, including affordable health care, a selfless, caring government and Kim Kardashian. But seriously, this is the time we gather together with family and friends and reflect on our blessings. Time to put petty differences aside on concentrate on the truly significant differences between us. We have thought long and hard on this and come up with some global areas which we collectively are thankful for, like basic cable, Silicone and indoor plumbing, but interestingly enough, we polled our membership and came up with even more:

Don: Innovative technology allowing us to effortlessly connect with loved ones, as well as the Lingerie Football League.

Skip: The festive gathering of kith and kin, the warmth of a holiday fire and Twinkies.

Kevin: The bounty of our oceans and seas, and how we can market it for profit. That and gravity.

Tom: The many freedoms we enjoy, provided by proclamation and protected by law. Also fermentation and its many uses.

Bill: Republicans and Sportscenter.

But most of all we're thankful for getting together with friends every weekend and enjoying good times and tolerable music...

 
Like this Friday at Squid Lips from 7 to 11...

And again at the Tiki Bar in Sebastian, just south of Main Street, Saturday 7 to 11...

Absolute Blue Invitation 11/16/12 - 11/17/12

Absolute Blue Defined 

Absolute Blue  (ˈæbsoləɒtˌbləu’)   

— n  

1.  a Floridian central east coast musical organization of dubious proficiency and questionable temperament 

2.  devoid of reason or common sense

3. (usually capital) complete disorder; utter confusion

Origin:

1991-1993; < Late of Hot Gossip, a largely ignored ensemble of indeterminate intent; derivative of Shades of Grey, Elgin Hooper, Trade Secrets, et al.)

Related forms

ab·so·lut·bluous·ly, adverb; foolishly or irrelevantly; He spent his money absolutbluously.

ab·so·lut·bluous·ness, noun; banned or illicit behavior; He was arrested on several counts of absolutbluousness.

ab·so·lut·blu·ish, adjective; foul or malodorous; Don’t eat that fishdip, as it smells a bit absolutbluish.

un·ab·so·lut·blu·ish, adjective; fetching, captivating; That color looks very unabsolutbluish on you.

un·ab·so·lut·bluous·ly, adverb; smoothly, without fault; She unabsolutbluously complete a triple lutz.

un·ab·so·lut·bluous·ness, noun; steadfast, dedicated; He loved that puppy for its unabsolutbluousness.

Synonyms

[nonsensical, worthy of ridicule or derision, farcical. See absurd.]

Antonyms

[sensible, rational.]

This weekend we give thanks for Jaeger beginning Friday night at Lou’s Blues from 9:30 to 1:30…

Then Saturday it’s back to The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10…

Absolute Blue Invitation 11/10/12 - 11/11/12

Absolute Blue Concedes

As our own Billy's Presidential Write In campaign met with disastrous results, we look back to see what went wrong. Fed up with incessant talking heads and relentless political banter, Bill took it upon himself to stop yelling at Bill O’Reilly on tv and begin a grassroots movement strategically designed to appeal to Everyman, or at least every other man. And as initial results proved positive, he yielded 75% of his immediate household, subsequent exit polls were not so kind. Turns out his platform was made of 2X4’s and plywood, his policies were follicies and he proved to be a truly incompetent incumbent. His concession came in the wee hours of the morning, perhaps inspired by Karl Rove, but more likely due to the fact he fell asleep during SportsCenter. Reflecting on his failed campaign he questioned his targeting of convicted felons and illegal immigrants. At a post-election interview his campaign manager said little but barked twice, then wagged his tail. As for Bill, there has been no comment, however he was seen frantically checking Travelocity for flights to Colorado and Washington…

As we reserve Friday for post election celebration/mourning and on Sunday tend to a private party, Saturday becomes the only performance this weekend for The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love. Join us 7 to 11 at Squid Lips for all the fun your mother never let you have…